1995 Archive: The Fever

I told the doctor I have a 102-degree fever. He said, “Don’t worry, by the time you pay this bill, you’ll be shivering from the cold.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2012, medical humor played on the contrast between high-tech s...read more »

"I want to live forever." "Sure, but do you have enough 'Storage'...read more »

"Take this pill and don't think about 'The Singularity' for 6 hou...read more »

Testing the oldest medical theory in the book.I ate an apple ever...read more »

Understanding where your best traits really come from.My doctor s...read more »

In 2022, medical humor was all about the awkwardness of being hum...read more »

Closing the case on a healthy sense of humor.The doctor gave me a...read more »

In 1999, the medical world was obsessed with two things: making s...read more »

In 2024, medical humor reached a state of "Spatial Absurdity." If...read more »

I had a video call with my doctor. He was so polite and on time t...read more »

A busy clinic and a patient who can’t be seen.The nurse told the ...read more »

"Steady as a surgeon’s." "Even with the 'Auto-Correct' enabled?"P...read more »

"This might hurt." "My teeth?" "No, the fact that I’m 'Syncing' t...read more »

When the medical equipment is smarter than the patient.My doctor ...read more »

@Doom_Marines07/08/2004 14:51Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!

@Nu_Metal_Kid09/14/2008 21:58I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!

@Johnny_Bravo_Hoo01/21/2013 20:44Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.

@Flashdance_What03/02/2007 01:24What a feeling! (Being funny).

@Zoolander_Mug08/18/2005 02:17I’m a merman! A merman laughing!

@Brennan_Huff_X07/03/2014 06:06I have the voice of an angel... and the laugh of a hyena.