1997 Vintage: The Laptop Docking Station

Why did the salesman feel like a pilot? He had to “dock” his laptop before he could use a real mouse.

Part of the 64 Office Groaners: The 1997 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@DialUp_Dreamer03/15/2003 06:19Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.

@Quake_Fragger05/08/2003 12:48M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!

@Lara_Croft_9608/11/2002 16:16Found a real treasure with this one.

@Austin_Powers_Groovy05/23/2012 14:23Groovy, baby! Very groovy.

@Scanner_Darkly03/09/2013 02:39I’m scanning this into my brain forever.

@Orange_Mocha_F11/15/1997 23:01Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!

@DMOZ_Volunteer08/23/1995 19:47Categorized under: Fun -> Jokes -> Classic.