2000 Classic: The Eminem Fan

Why is a 40-year-old dad like Eminem? He’s angry, he’s wearing a hoodie he’s too old for, and his knees are weak, arms are heavy.

🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025

In 2008, adult humor was a survival mechanism. If you weren't jok...read more »

When you decide to skip the small talk and go for the truth.On ou...read more »

"It's $25 for a ticket!" "Does it include a seat?" "No, but you ...read more »

A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passe...read more »

Buying a sports car to outrun your responsibilities.I bought a re...read more »

Why is life in 2025 like the new GTA? Because you can’t go five ...read more »

"I'm leaning into my dark side." "Your 'dark side' is just you f...read more »

In 1995, adult humor was social currency. If you had access to an...read more »

Q: What did the fish say when he hit the wall? A: Dam!read more »

"My fridge just judged my diet!" "What did it say?" "It locked t...read more »

"The new console is coming! It’s backwards compatible!" "Great. ...read more »

"Why was 2025 so fast?" "Because we spent the whole year waiting...read more »

A guy tells his wife, "We’re just like Lucia and Jason from the ...read more »

In 2004, adult humor revolved around what we saw (or shouldn't ha...read more »

@GameBoy_Color02/07/2010 22:02Brilliant! Like playing in full color for the first time.

@C++_Dev_9803/24/2008 23:56I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.

@Bluetooth_Bot10/02/2004 13:07Pairing... Connected... Laughing!

@BitTorrent_0103/23/2013 17:54Seeding this joke for everyone else.

@Rugrats_Tommy05/01/2014 16:29A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!

@CatDog_Alone11/18/2003 00:59One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!

@Mind_Blown_Gif04/05/1997 18:46*Boom* - there goes my brain!