Why were they so shy? Because when everyone on the ground has a MANPADS, “Flying” is just a very fast way to become a “Search and Rescue” mission.
Part of the 40 Military Jokes: The 2022 “Javelins & Ghost Stories” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.
All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.
Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.
I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.