Why were we watching a kitchen sponge? Because Nickelodeon realized that a porous yellow guy living in a pineapple under the sea was the exact kind of surrealism we needed to survive the end of the century.
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LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.
P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!
Smooth joke, very smooth.
You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!
mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.
Taking a photo of me laughing!