2013 Archive: The Iron Man 3 Anxiety
Why was the Dad having “Panic Attacks”? Because Tony Stark had PTSD in the movie, and Dad was stressed about the structural integrity of the… Read More »2013 Archive: The Iron Man 3 Anxiety
2013 Legacy: The Menu
I’m “selecting” the best filter for this toast. Part of the 118 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Frozen & Selfie Edition (2013) archive. Historically Verified
2011 Classic: The “Contractor” in Iraq
Why did they stay after the Army left? To prove that “Private Security” is the “Final Boss” of any modern war. Part of the 38… Read More »2011 Classic: The “Contractor” in Iraq
2011 Vintage: The Fast Five Vault Chase
Why was the car parade so intense? Because Vin Diesel and The Rock turned the franchise into a heist movie, making every driver feel like… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Fast Five Vault Chase
2010 Legacy: The Calculator
She used a calculator to prove I’ve spent 40% of our marriage looking for the remote. Part of the 57 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2010 “Instagram… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Calculator
2010 Vintage: The FIFA 2018/2022 Bid
Why was the world suspicious? Because Russia and Qatar won the hosting rights on the same day, proving that FIFA’s “selection process” was probably happening… Read More »2010 Vintage: The FIFA 2018/2022 Bid
2010 Archive: The Janelle Monáe “The ArchAndroid”
Why the tuxedo? For the sci-fi soul masterpiece that proved the future of music was being built in Atlanta. Part of the 42 Musician &… Read More »2010 Archive: The Janelle Monáe “The ArchAndroid”
2009 Legacy: The FarmVille Obsession
Why did the blonde try to put a real tractor in her living room? She heard her “FarmVille” crops were dying and thought she needed… Read More »2009 Legacy: The FarmVille Obsession
2009 Archive: Miley Cyrus (Party in the U.S.A.)
Why were her hands up? Because in 2009, she heard her song and realized that she wasn’t in Tennessee anymore, but she was definitely a… Read More »2009 Archive: Miley Cyrus (Party in the U.S.A.)
2009 Classic: The NFL Overtime Rule Change Hype
Why were the Vikings complaining? Because they lost the NFC Championship without getting the ball in overtime, leading the NFL to rethink its “sudden death”… Read More »2009 Classic: The NFL Overtime Rule Change Hype