Why was the world suspicious? Because Russia and Qatar won the hosting rights on the same day, proving that FIFA’s “selection process” was probably happening in a Swiss vault.
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Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!
It’s morphin’ time! Time to laugh!
I’ll be back... to read this again.
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Greetings and salutations! Very funny.
That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.