2001 Archive: The Smallville
My wife is obsessed with young Clark Kent. I told her I’m Superman too—I have a “Weakness” for pizza. Part of the 70 Marriage Jokes:… Read More »2001 Archive: The Smallville
2001 Archive: Christina Aguilera’s Red Hair
Why was she there? To remind everyone that while Britney was the princess, Christina was the one with the vocal cords that could shatter the… Read More »2001 Archive: Christina Aguilera’s Red Hair
2000 Vintage: The Canoe
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Canoe. / Canoe who? / Canoe help me find my charger? Part of the 55 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The… Read More »2000 Vintage: The Canoe
2000 Archive: The Fish
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A “fsh.” Part of the 55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2000 Millennium Archive archive. Historically Verified
1999 Classic: The Alien Slime Toy
The kid who threw a sticky, stretchy plastic alien at the classroom ceiling, leaving an oily green circle that stayed there for the rest of… Read More »1999 Classic: The Alien Slime Toy
1998 Vintage: The Video Rental
Why was the traveler worried? He forgot to “Be Kind, Rewind” the tape before leaving for a 2-week vacation, and the late fees were accruing.… Read More »1998 Vintage: The Video Rental
1998 Classic: The Wall
I’m a mural. I’m just part of the scenery. Part of the 73 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1998 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1997 Legacy: The Vacuum
She says our vacuum is too quiet. She likes one that sounds like a jet engine so she can yell over it. Part of the… Read More »1997 Legacy: The Vacuum
1997 Legacy: The Justin
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Justin. / Justin who? / Justin time to see the comet! (Referring to Hale-Bopp) Part of the 42 Classic Knock-Knock… Read More »1997 Legacy: The Justin
1997 Archive: The Best Documentary Feature
Why did When We Were Kings win? To show that a boxing match from 1974 is still more exciting than most action movies from 1997.… Read More »1997 Archive: The Best Documentary Feature