I’m a mural. I’m just part of the scenery.
Part of the 73 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1998 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Standard classic. Never gets old.
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!
In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!
Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!