A guy starts shaking his hips and talking like he’s from Memphis. The bartender says, “Thank you, thank you very much… now pay your tab.”
Part of the 53 Bar Jokes: The 2022 “Elon Buys Twitter & Top Gun” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!
My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!
He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!
Pairing... Connected... Laughing!
Letting this joke through the port.
Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!
The future is laughing at us.
Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).
Mood: Amused. Music: 90s Pop.