Why was the traveler worried? He forgot to “Be Kind, Rewind” the tape before leaving for a 2-week vacation, and the late fees were accruing.
Part of the 50 Travel Jokes: The 1998 “Search & Survival” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Travel Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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46 Travel Jokes: The 2018 “Snap & Floss” Edition
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47 Travel Jokes: The 2024 “Olympic Glitch & Stanley Craze” Edition
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The Group Tour
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44 Travel Jokes: The 1995 “Paper Tickets & Fanny Packs” Edition
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The Hotel Buffet
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!
4-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)
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By the gods, this is a funny one!
I see you... laughing!
Letting this joke through the port.
I don’t tip, but I do laugh!
Back when the internet was simple and funny.
First! And it’s funny!