2000 Archive: The Fish

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A “fsh.”

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

A labracadabrador.read more »

Q: Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s Belt? A: It’s a big waist ...read more »

Welcome to 1995 – the year of Windows 95, the debut of ...read more »

Kid: What time is it? Dad: Time to get a watch!read more »

It was framed.read more »

As the world braced for the turn of the century, dads everywhere ...read more »

In 2011, the world became a bit more "pixelated" thanks to the of...read more »

In 2019, the world was taking its horse to the "Old Town Road" un...read more »

They’d crack each other up.read more »

Because then it would be a foot.read more »

Kid: Did you get a haircut? Dad: No, I got them all cut!read more »

Kid: Dad, have you listened to a word I've said? Dad: What an od...read more »

Kid: Can you put my shoes on? Dad: No, I don't think they'll fit...read more »

Q: Why did the coffee go to the police? A: To report a mugging!read more »

@Titanic_Survivor08/19/1998 21:02I’ll never let go... of this joke.

@CRT_Degauss05/11/2007 09:03BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.

@Snatch_Mickey11/30/2011 05:43Do ya like dags? And jokes?

@Blink_182_Mark07/02/1998 04:01What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!

@CatDog_Alone10/23/2004 07:34One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!

@Old_School_Frank04/24/2006 05:13We’re going streaking! Through the jokes!

@Delicious_Links10/27/1995 18:20Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!

@Facepalm_Master07/27/1999 21:47I facepalmed and then I laughed.

@Aliens_Guy_Hair07/20/1998 03:41I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!