Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Justin. / Justin who? / Justin time to see the comet! (Referring to Hale-Bopp)
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Jeeves really delivered a good one today.
The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.
I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.
Scanning... Laughs detected!
E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!
Shut up and take my laughter!
Equality for all jokes!