2008 Archive: Elf Yourself
Why were everyone’s inboxes full? Because OfficeMax made it possible to paste Grandpa’s face onto a dancing elf, which was funny exactly three times. Part… Read More »2008 Archive: Elf Yourself
2007 Classic: The App Store Dream
A guy says, “There’s an app for that!” The bartender says, “Is there an app that pays your tab?” Part of the 78 Bar Jokes:… Read More »2007 Classic: The App Store Dream
2007 Classic: The Facebook Open Registration
Why was the White House staff joining? To see if “Poking” a world leader was a valid form of diplomacy. Part of the 36 Presidential… Read More »2007 Classic: The Facebook Open Registration
2006 Vintage: The Razr V3i User
One, but the bulb has to be “Dolce & Gabbana” gold. Part of the 69 Light Bulb Jokes: 2006 – The Wii-mote Swing archive. Historically… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Razr V3i User
2006 Vintage: The Zip
Why did the blonde try to zip up her computer case? She wanted to “zip” her files. Part of the 55 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Zip
2005 Vintage: The Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Fan
One, but the bulb tastes like snozzberries. Part of the 65 Light Bulb Jokes: 2005 – The YouTube Revolution archive. Historically Verified
2005 Classic: The Sugababes “Push the Button”
Why the elevator? For the peak of British girl-group pop that was actually smarter and cooler than it had any right to be. Part of… Read More »2005 Classic: The Sugababes “Push the Button”
2003 Legacy: The Calculator
She used a calculator to prove I’ve spent 22% of the year yawning. Part of the 58 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes”… Read More »2003 Legacy: The Calculator
2002 Legacy: The Currency Exchange
Why was the booth empty? Because the Euro made the “Exchange Bureau” as useful as a VHS player in a DVD world. Part of the… Read More »2002 Legacy: The Currency Exchange
2001 Archive: The Smallville
My wife is obsessed with young Clark Kent. I told her I’m Superman too—I have a “Weakness” for pizza. Part of the 70 Marriage Jokes:… Read More »2001 Archive: The Smallville