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2003 Legacy: The Calculator

 She used a calculator to prove I’ve spent 22% of the year yawning.

Part of the 58 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Mother-in-Law Joke Archive: 1995–2025

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing...
My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never ...read more »
55 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1995 "Classic Gripe" Edition
In 1995, before the internet gave us a million new things to comp...read more »
Bill: I was sorry to hear...
Bill: I was sorry to hear that your mother-in-law died. What was ...read more »
The Recipe Critic
My mother-in-law loves to give me her “famous” recipes. Last week...read more »
62 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2024 “Election & AI Video” Edition
In 2024, we learned that AI can now create full-length movies of ...read more »
2020 Joke: A Man Comes Home
A man comes home and finds his mother-in-law passed out on the li...read more »
59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Reality TV” Edition
In 2000, we survived the Y2K bug only to realize that reality TV ...read more »
59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Bitcoin Peak” Edition
In 2017, you couldn't enter a room without hearing the hum of a f...read more »
Did you hear about the man...
Did you hear about the man who threw his mother-in-law into the l...read more »
I just got back from a...
I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to ...read more »

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The Surprise Visit
My mother-in-law called me yesterday and said, “I’m coming over f...read more »
61 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Bottle Flip” Edition
In 2016, you couldn’t walk down the street without tripping over ...read more »
The Driving Lesson
Backseat driving taken to a whole new level of OHH!.My mother-in-...read more »
71 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1998 “Star Wars & Search Engines” Edition
In 1998, the buzz was all about the upcoming Star Wars ...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Austin_Powers_Doctor01/17/2005 00:38One million laughs! Mwahahaha!
@Lord_Of_Rings_Gimli07/12/2015 16:52That still only counts as one laugh!
@Binary_Boy07/25/2011 07:0501001000 01000001 (HA!).
@USB_Pioneer02/14/1999 23:28Plug and Play laughter!
@Emule_Donkey01/17/2009 00:45Waiting in the queue was worth it.
@Hellboy_Red06/04/2001 00:18I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.
@Big_Snatch_Boris10/10/1996 16:11Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.
@Brick_Tamland_L11/30/2015 02:12I love lamp. And I love this joke.
@Baxter_The_Dog05/15/2006 11:58Bark! (He says it’s funny).
@Guestbook_Signer12/03/2015 14:31Just stopping by to say: COOL SITE!

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