2018 Classic: The Stethoscope
“Your heart sounds like a 15-second loop of a catchy song.” Part of the 66 Doctor Jokes: The 2018 “Fortnite Dances & TikTok Birth” Edition… Read More »2018 Classic: The Stethoscope
2017 Classic: The Instagram Story Filters
Why did the art class look like a digital animal shelter? Because instead of sketching the model on the table, the students were using their… Read More »2017 Classic: The Instagram Story Filters
2017 Archive: The Coffee
I’m “brewing” some serious trading strategies. Part of the 117 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Fidget Spinner & Switch Edition (2017) archive. Historically Verified
2016 Vintage: The Cubs’ Parade
Why were there 5 million people? Because it was the largest gathering of humans in the Western Hemisphere, all celebrating a bunch of “lovable losers”… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Cubs’ Parade
2015 Vintage: The “What Do You Mean?” Bieber
Why was the 2015 party so “Confusing”? Because Justin Bieber was asking us “What do you mean?” and we honestly didn’t have the answer. Part… Read More »2015 Vintage: The “What Do You Mean?” Bieber
2015 Vintage: The Craft Beer Snob
“Does this IPA have a high IBU?” “It’s bitter enough to match your personality.” Part of the 53 Bar Jokes: The 2015 “Star Wars &… Read More »2015 Vintage: The Craft Beer Snob
2014 Legacy: The Heart
“Your pulse is fast.” “I’m waiting for a text back!” “Classic 2014 arrhythmia.” Part of the 61 Doctor Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket Challenge &… Read More »2014 Legacy: The Heart
2014 Classic: The Twitch Plays Pokémon Phenomenon
The computer lab being completely filled with a fast, continuous clicking noise because everyone was watching a single live stream where thousands of people controlled… Read More »2014 Classic: The Twitch Plays Pokémon Phenomenon
2014 Archive: The Los Angeles Kings 0-3 Comeback
Why were the San Jose Sharks in therapy? Because the Kings came back from 3-0 down in the first round and went on to win… Read More »2014 Archive: The Los Angeles Kings 0-3 Comeback
2013 Legacy: The Menu
I’m “selecting” the best filter for this toast. Part of the 118 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Frozen & Selfie Edition (2013) archive. Historically Verified