2018 Classic: The Stethoscope

“Your heart sounds like a 15-second loop of a catchy song.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

My doctor's AI is meaner than he is. It told me my cholesterol is...read more »

"Your pulse is fast." "I'm looking at my 'Longevity Score'!"Part ...read more »

My doctor told me I’ll live to 120 if I upload my consciousness t...read more »

In 2025, medical humor is dominated by the "Silicon Bedside Manne...read more »

Testing the oldest medical theory in the book.I ate an apple ever...read more »

In 2005, the medical world was split: surgeons were trying to loo...read more »

"I collect 2024 Apple Vision Pros. They're so 'Vintage'."Part of ...read more »

A medical breakthrough that comes with a small side effect."Docto...read more »

"Does this machine scan for 'Digital Corruption'?" "No, just norm...read more »

A doctor and a lawyer are talking at a party. Their conversation ...read more »

Seeing things clearly for the first time in years.I went to the e...read more »

"Your heart rate is 160." "I just saw my 'Biological Age' update!...read more »

"Doctor, I want a second opinion." "Fine, I’ll ask my AI." "The A...read more »

He hit my knee. My brain-chip automatically posted a review of th...read more »

@Matrix_Rebel06/08/1998 00:41I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.

@Beavis_Butthead09/28/2014 14:09Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.

@Powerpuff_Bubbs11/07/2010 14:23Sugar, spice, and everything funny!

@Top_Gun_Maverick12/05/2008 07:28I feel the need... the need for comedy!

@Blink_Tag_User06/28/2015 08:03<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>