Why were there 5 million people? Because it was the largest gathering of humans in the Western Hemisphere, all celebrating a bunch of “lovable losers” who finally won.
Part of the 51 Sports Jokes: The 2016 “Year of the Underdog & 3-1 Comebacks” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.
Caught it! A wild funny joke appeared!
And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!
In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!
Greetings and salutations! Very funny.