2014 Legacy: The Heart

“Your pulse is fast.” “I’m waiting for a text back!” “Classic 2014 arrhythmia.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"I want to live forever." "Sure, but do you have enough 'Storage'...read more »

In 2003, medical humor was dominated by the irony of living in a ...read more »

In 2018, medical humor focused on the "Battle Royale" of daily li...read more »

When you don’t like the diagnosis, just ask for a compliment.The ...read more »

In 1998, the medical landscape was dominated by two things: the l...read more »

Technology in the operating room is getting out of hand.My surgeo...read more »

"I'm going to operate." "Wait, is your AI-assistant's subscriptio...read more »

"I'm eating 'Synthesized Protein'." "So... fake meat?" "No, it's ...read more »

It hit 200 when the AI said my insurance is "Statistically Improb...read more »

"Doctor, I keep forgetting my 'Life-Cloud' login." "That’s okay, ...read more »

Trust is key when you’re going under the knife.My surgeon told me...read more »

In 2019, medical humor was all about the "Influencer Doctor." If ...read more »

I’ve been waiting so long I’ve actually outlived the AI model tha...read more »

There is no waiting room. You just sit in your self-driving car u...read more »

@Winamp_Skin_Maker01/23/2010 20:57Llama approved! This joke really whips!

@Forrest_Gump_Running06/06/2013 04:28Laughing is as laughing does.

@Iron_Man_Tony02/09/2007 12:51I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.

@Map_Maker_X11/28/2004 04:19The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.

@Lulz_Sec_Ghost02/09/2001 13:24Laughing at the security of my own ribs!

@Viewer_Number_110/21/2002 22:37First! And it’s funny!