2022 Archive: The Elvis Movie
A guy starts shaking his hips and talking like he’s from Memphis. The bartender says, “Thank you, thank you very much… now pay your tab.”… Read More »2022 Archive: The Elvis Movie
2021 Archive: The Wikipedia Font Crackdown
Why did the history department head look so incredibly smug? Because she updated the school’s digital anti-cheating filter, catching twelve different essays that still had… Read More »2021 Archive: The Wikipedia Font Crackdown
2021 Legacy: The “It’s Rome, not Home”
Why were the Italians laughing in London? Because Bonucci yelled it at the camera after the final whistle, officially ending the most optimistic summer in… Read More »2021 Legacy: The “It’s Rome, not Home”
2021 Legacy: The COP26 Summit
Why did everyone fly private jets to talk about the climate? To prove that “Irony” is the most renewable energy source in 2021. Part of… Read More »2021 Legacy: The COP26 Summit
2021 Legacy: The Bernie
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mittens. / Mittens who? / Mittens (Me-thinks) it’s cold out here, and I’ve got my chair ready! Part of… Read More »2021 Legacy: The Bernie
2020 Archive: The “Holy” Justin Bieber
He’s singing about God and Chance the Rapper is there too. 2020 is a “Spiritual-Pop” year. Part of the 82 Observational One-Liners: The 2020 Great… Read More »2020 Archive: The “Holy” Justin Bieber
2020 Classic: The Lemon
2020 was a real “lemon.” Part of the 119 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You’re On Mute” Edition (2020) archive. Historically Verified
2020 Archive: The Facebook “Meta” Name Change Rumors
Why was the boss confused? He heard the company was changing its name to a Greek letter and thought he was in a fraternity. Part… Read More »2020 Archive: The Facebook “Meta” Name Change Rumors
2019 Vintage: The Governor’s Ball
Why was the food so “Vegan-Friendly”? Because Hollywood was starting to realize that the planet is as fragile as a first-time director’s ego. Part of… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Governor’s Ball
2018 Classic: The Stethoscope
“Your heart sounds like a 15-second loop of a catchy song.” Part of the 66 Doctor Jokes: The 2018 “Fortnite Dances & TikTok Birth” Edition… Read More »2018 Classic: The Stethoscope