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Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mittens. / Mittens who? / Mittens (Me-thinks) it’s cold out here, and I’ve got my chair ready!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

In 2016, our phone batteries were constantly at 1%, but our PokéD...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Shore. / Shore who? / Shore hope ...read more »

In 2013, we were all caught in an ice storm of Disney’s Froz...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne th...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hatch. / Hatch who? / Bless you!P...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Europe. / Europe who? / No, Europe...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Owl. / Owl who? / Yes, they still...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mus...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / Tank you for ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Justin. / Justin who? / Justin ti...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alex. / Alex who? / Alex-plain th...read more »

In 1997, the world was changing fast. We were mourning icons, wat...read more »

In 1995, before we had instant messaging, we had the door. Knock-...read more »

In 2010, we started sharing our lives through square photos and f...read more »

@Seinfeld_Fan_Club09/02/2000 14:33A joke about nothing? Love it!

@BitTorrent_0104/30/2013 13:44Seeding this joke for everyone else.

@Linkin_Park_Fan07/24/2006 12:30In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!

@Bad_Luck_Brian12/09/2003 13:07Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.

@DMOZ_Volunteer01/22/1999 17:35Categorized under: Fun -> Jokes -> Classic.

@Joe_Cartoon_G09/28/2009 20:57Press the button for more humor!