Why was the food so “Vegan-Friendly”? Because Hollywood was starting to realize that the planet is as fragile as a first-time director’s ego.
Part of the 40 Oscars Jokes: The 2019 “Green Book, Shallow Stares & Queen’s Opening” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Oscars Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Conan O’Brien "Red Carpet" Skit
Why was it so funny? Because he treated the A-listers like they w...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Best Makeup Win
Why did A Real Pain win? To prove that looking stressed in Poland...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Best Supporting Actress Race
Why did Selena Gomez win? To prove that "Only Murders in the Buil...read more »
2025 Archive: The Best Production Design
Why did Wicked win? Because building the Emerald City is the only...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Wicked" Visuals
Why did it sweep the technicals? Because Cynthia Erivo and Ariana...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Best Original Song
Why did Billie Eilish win for "What Was I Made For?" To prove tha...read more »
2024 Classic: The Best Sound Win
Why did The Zone of Interest win? Because the sound of what you d...read more »
2024 Archive: The John Cena "Costume" Moment
Why did John Cena walk on stage naked? To prove that in 2024, the...read more »
2025 Classic: The Best Animated Short
Why did War Is Over! have a sequel? No, wait—it was Meow—because ...read more »
42 Oscars Jokes: The 2006 “Crash, Cowboy Snubs & Jon Stewart’s Debut” Edition
In 2006, the 78th Academy Awards delivered a plot twist that even...read more »
😜 More from category: The Oscars Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Archive: The Best Original Song
Why did Lady Gaga win for Joker: Folie à Deux? To prove that even...read more »
2024 Classic: The Best Costume Design
Why did Poor Things win? Because puffy sleeves and Victorian-punk...read more »
39 Oscars Jokes: The 2010 “Hurt Locker, Avatar & Kathryn’s History” Edition
In 2010, the 82nd Academy Awards were a classic David vs. Goliath...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Best Sound Editing
Why was The Zone of Interest so technical? Because silence is the...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
It’s morphin’ time! Time to laugh!
Groovy, baby! Very groovy.
Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and laughing.
What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!
Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!
In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.