1999 Classic: The Alien Slime Toy

The kid who threw a sticky, stretchy plastic alien at the classroom ceiling, leaving an oily green circle that stayed there for the rest of the term.

🔥 Top 10: The School & Teacher Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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We've entered the new millennium! The year 2000 was a time when c...read more »

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@Dreamcast_Gamer12/23/2014 09:45Thinking is definitely funny today.

@Myspace_Tom07/04/1995 14:47I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!

@Seinfeld_Fan_Club09/03/2013 16:45A joke about nothing? Love it!

@Campus_King04/20/1996 16:46The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.

@Sailor_Moon_Cry03/03/2005 03:07In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!

@Badger_Badger_M11/09/1997 09:22Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!

@Confused_Travolta05/17/2008 05:59Where are all the other funny sites? Oh, right here.