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2007 Classic: The Facebook Open Registration

Why was the White House staff joining? To see if “Poking” a world leader was a valid form of diplomacy.

Part of the 36 Presidential Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Hope” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Yahoo_Directory08/30/2000 13:14Found under: Entertainment -> Jokes -> Awesome.
@Independence_Day02/15/2011 22:09Welcome to Earth! Enjoy the humor.
@Spice_Girl_Posh07/09/2010 03:45Simply posh humor. I love it.
@Eminem_Fan_0012/05/2009 21:05Will the real funny joke please stand up?
@Trinity_Matrix09/12/1995 21:34Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!
@Marla_Singer_Fan08/29/2001 19:35A joke for the end of the world.
@Sum41_Skater07/05/2006 06:41In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!
@Old_School_Frank11/29/2001 15:57We’re going streaking! Through the jokes!
@Overly_Attached09/13/2007 06:55I’m watching you... read this joke!
@Browser_War_V09/10/2001 21:23Firefox, Chrome, IE... we all laugh the same.

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