Why was the Dad having “Panic Attacks”? Because Tony Stark had PTSD in the movie, and Dad was stressed about the structural integrity of the folding table.
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In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...
You got it, dude! Very funny.
The coolest joke in the zip code.
Waiting in the queue was worth it.
Loading the training program... for comedy.
Are you ready?! (For this joke).
You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).
Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).