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2009 Archive: Miley Cyrus (Party in the U.S.A.)

 Why were her hands up? Because in 2009, she heard her song and realized that she wasn’t in Tennessee anymore, but she was definitely a pop icon.

Part of the 38 Celebrity Jokes: The 2009 “I’mma Let You Finish” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Pentium_Power05/29/2010 22:10My processor can barely handle this much humor!
@Scanner_Darkly11/25/2000 19:52I’m scanning this into my brain forever.
@Pedro_For_Pres06/04/2004 15:58Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.
@Grinds_My_Gears11/26/1999 11:22You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!
@Newgrounds_User09/13/2001 01:20Everything, by everyone! Especially laughs!

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