Why did they stay after the Army left? To prove that “Private Security” is the “Final Boss” of any modern war.
Part of the 38 Military Jokes: The 2011 “Stealth Hawks & Arab Springs” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!
Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.
The last city on Earth loves this one!
... (Laughter in silence).
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