2015 Legacy: The Delete
I’m “erasing” my old theories about Han Solo. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Dress & The Force Edition (2015) archive. Historically Verified
2015 Vintage: The Windows 10 “Automatic Updates”
Why did the computer restart during the presentation? Because Microsoft decided the “Security Patch” was more important than the $10 million deal. Part of the… Read More »2015 Vintage: The Windows 10 “Automatic Updates”
2014 Legacy: The Office Keurig 3.0
Why did the lawyer sue the coffee machine? Because it stopped recognizing “third-party pods,” which he called “caffeine-based antitrust behavior.” Part of the 50 Lawyer… Read More »2014 Legacy: The Office Keurig 3.0
2014 Classic: The Orange
I’m “glad” I survived the ice bucket. Part of the 111 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ice Bucket & Interstellar Edition (2014) archive. Historically Verified
2014 Classic: The Noah
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Noah. / Noah who? / Noah way you’re still not opening! Part of the 47 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The… Read More »2014 Classic: The Noah
2013 Archive: The American Hustle
“I love the 70s hair!” “You look like a disco ball that went through a blender. Change your shirt.” Part of the 55 Adult Jokes: The 2013… Read More »2013 Archive: The American Hustle
2013 Legacy: The “I Had No Idea” Defense
Why was it the 2013 motto? Because in the world of surveillance and bad websites, “Ignorance” was the only legal strategy left. Part of the… Read More »2013 Legacy: The “I Had No Idea” Defense
2013 Legacy: The “Roar” Katy Perry
She’s a champion and you’re gonna hear her roar. Usually while I’m trying to focus at the gym. Part of the 65 Observational One-Liners: The… Read More »2013 Legacy: The “Roar” Katy Perry
2012 Archive: The “Cyber” Awareness Month
Why the training? To teach Colonels that clicking on a “Free iPad” link is the fastest way to let the Chinese Navy see their emails.… Read More »2012 Archive: The “Cyber” Awareness Month
2012 Legacy: The Hobbit
A guy walks in and says, “I’m going on an adventure!” The bartender says, “The bathroom is to the left.” Part of the 52 Bar… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Hobbit