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2012 Archive: The “Cyber” Awareness Month

Why the training? To teach Colonels that clicking on a “Free iPad” link is the fastest way to let the Chinese Navy see their emails.

Part of the 33 Military Jokes: The 2012 “Mayan Apocalypse & Budget Cuts” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Diablo_Cow_Level04/24/1999 23:12There is no cow level, but there is this joke!
@Gopher_Explorer05/07/1995 20:45Deep in the menus and found this gem.
@Gladiator_Maximus04/14/1998 12:44Are you not entertained? Because I am!
@Seinfeld_Fan_Club07/18/2001 21:01A joke about nothing? Love it!
@Fifth_Element_Lelu11/18/2002 12:00Multipass! For the comedy club!
@Breakfast_Club_B07/21/2009 06:36Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.
@Aliens_Guy_Hair03/23/2014 00:19I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!

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