Why the training? To teach Colonels that clicking on a “Free iPad” link is the fastest way to let the Chinese Navy see their emails.
Part of the 33 Military Jokes: The 2012 “Mayan Apocalypse & Budget Cuts” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
There is no cow level, but there is this joke!
Deep in the menus and found this gem.
Are you not entertained? Because I am!
A joke about nothing? Love it!
Multipass! For the comedy club!
Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.
I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!