2025 Legacy: The NBA’s $76 Billion TV Deal
Why did the basketball hoops start looking like giant dollar signs? Because the league signed a new broadcast deal that made every bench player rich… Read More »2025 Legacy: The NBA’s $76 Billion TV Deal
2024 Vintage: The Umbrella Academy (Final Season)
Why was it so short? Because in 2024, the Hargreeves family finally ran out of timelines to break and decided to end the world one… Read More »2024 Vintage: The Umbrella Academy (Final Season)
2024 Classic: The “Please Please Please” Video
Sabrina Carpenter and her real-life boyfriend in a prison cell. 2024 is the year of “Casting Your Man in the Music Video.” Part of the… Read More »2024 Classic: The “Please Please Please” Video
2024 Vintage: The Lord of the Rings
War of the Rohirrim: I told her I’m a horse-lord. She said, “You’re a ‘house-lord’—manage the property.” Part of the 60 Marriage Jokes: The 2024 “Eclipse… Read More »2024 Vintage: The Lord of the Rings
2024 Classic: The “AI” Music Scandal
Why did 200 artists sign a letter? To prove that a robot can’t write a “Heartbreak Song” because a robot doesn’t have a heart to… Read More »2024 Classic: The “AI” Music Scandal
2023 Vintage: The GPS Navigation Confrontation
Yelling directly back at the dashboard electronic map display because a pre-recorded female voice insists on a detour around a main highway Grandpa has driven… Read More »2023 Vintage: The GPS Navigation Confrontation
2023 Legacy: The Vacuum
She says the Roomba is “the only member of this family who follows a schedule.” Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2023 “ChatGPT &… Read More »2023 Legacy: The Vacuum
2022 Archive: The Twitter/X Buyout Talk
Why were the BBQ arguments so “Bird-focused”? Because Elon Musk was in the middle of buying Twitter, and everyone was busy “tweeting” their opinion about… Read More »2022 Archive: The Twitter/X Buyout Talk
2022 Vintage: The Queen’s Jubilee
Why did the dad wear a crown to the 2022 barbecue? Because he was the “reigning” champion of the grill. Part of the 54 Original… Read More »2022 Vintage: The Queen’s Jubilee
2022 Archive: The Google Search Answer Trap
The librarian looking completely defeated trying to explain to a student that typing “Write my entire history report for me” into Google wouldn’t work. Part… Read More »2022 Archive: The Google Search Answer Trap