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2022 Archive: The Twitter/X Buyout Talk

Why were the BBQ arguments so “Bird-focused”? Because Elon Musk was in the middle of buying Twitter, and everyone was busy “tweeting” their opinion about whether the bird was going to survive the summer.

Part of the 36 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2022 “Top Gun & Running Up That Hill” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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2025 Vintage: The The White Lotus
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Angelfire_User10/10/2012 21:03Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.
@DVD_Collector05/28/2005 11:32Better than the bonus features on my new discs!
@Floppy_Fanatic08/04/1997 12:21Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
@Tyler_Durden_Real06/28/2014 22:22Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
@Speed_Racer_Go03/05/2015 10:29Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).
@Construction_Dig01/19/2004 02:45Still digging for more humor!
@David_After_Dent06/05/1999 23:53Is this real life? Or is it just funny?
@Anonymous_User09/10/2009 02:46We are many. We are laughing.
@Retweet_King09/05/2007 01:15RT if you think this is funny!

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