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2001 Legacy: The Underline

 I’m a lawyer. I’m just “emphasizing” the truth.

Part of the 101 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Odyssey Edition (2001) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Oregon_Trail_Survivor02/09/2011 20:55You have died of dysentery... and laughter!
@Men_In_Black_J06/15/2004 18:39Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!
@Hotmail_Checker10/15/2004 07:07Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
@Fight_Club_Tyler12/25/2010 07:20The first rule of joke club is... tell everyone!
@Hellboy_Red06/16/2010 02:41I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.
@Rugrats_Tommy06/14/2012 10:11A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!
@Sixteen_Candles03/02/2003 18:54I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!
@About_Dot_Com06/27/2005 03:07The human guide to online humor.
@Facepalm_Master10/07/2001 16:14I facepalmed and then I laughed.

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