Why did the traveler look like he was heading to a war zone? He had a laptop that could survive a 4-foot drop, but it weighed as much as the actual plane.
Part of the 49 Travel Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Travel Joke Archive: 1995–2025
48 Travel Jokes: The 2006 “Chirping & Shoe Removal” Edition
In 2006, travel got a bit more "restricted" but also more "intera...read more »
2025 Archive: The Hologram Tour Guide
Why did the tourist walk through his guide? Because it was a hig...read more »
2025 Classic: The Smart Pillow
Why did the pillow record the guest's snoring? Because it's "Ana...read more »
50 Travel Jokes: The 1997 “King of the World” Edition
In 1997, traveling was a blockbuster event. We were shouting "I’m...read more »
2025 Classic: The Cyber-Security
Why was the traveler detained? Because his "Smart Tooth" was tra...read more »
The Camping Adventure
Paying money to live like a homeless person for a weekend.Camping...read more »
48 Travel Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & New Sim” Edition
Traveling in 2000 was a weird mix of survivalist relief and early...read more »
48 Travel Jokes: The 2015 “White-Gold or Blue-Black” Edition
In 2015, travel was a battle for "signal" and the perfect shot. I...read more »
50 Travel Jokes: The 1998 “Search & Survival” Edition
In 1998, traveling felt like the future was finally arriving—most...read more »
The TSA Experience
Nothing says "welcome" like taking off your belt in public.The TS...read more »
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49 Travel Jokes: The 2020 “Year of the Great Staycation” Edition
In 2020, traveling became an extreme sport of searching for toile...read more »
2024 Classic: The Shogun Movie
Why was the tourist calling the waiter "Anjin-san"? Because he w...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Robot Maid
Why was the room so tidy? Because the maid is a swarm of 500 mic...read more »
2024 Archive: The Snoop Dogg in Paris
Why was the tourist wearing a tracksuit and carrying a torch? Be...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.
Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!
Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!
Classic 80s humor. Love it.
I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.
The spinning envelope told me to come here.