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2019 Vintage: The Cats Catastrophe

 Why did Cats win 6 Razzies? Because it’s the only movie where the most realistic part was the actors’ collective desire to be literally anywhere else.

Part of the 39 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2019 “Cats, CGI Fur & The Fanatic” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Gladiator_Proximo03/20/2008 17:25Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!
@Blade_Runner_201911/17/1995 06:30All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
@Ruby_Rhod_Green12/13/1998 00:15Super green! Hilarious!
@Daria_Morg09/05/1995 02:30My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.
@Dogpile_Fan_Club05/16/1997 08:33All the search engines agree: this is funny.
@Ask_Jeeves_Butler07/12/2008 09:26May I suggest another joke, sir?
@Digg_Submitter_0506/18/2011 16:46Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!

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