2014 Classic: The Noah

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Noah. / Noah who? / Noah way you’re still not opening!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito bi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Otto. / Otto who? / Otto-correct ...read more »

In 2013, we were all caught in an ice storm of Disney’s Froz...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Luke. / Luke who? / Luke through ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ida. / Ida who? / Ida like to be ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / Tank you for ...read more »

In 2023, the world was split between Malibu pink and atomic grey....read more »

In 1995, before we had instant messaging, we had the door. Knock-...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Canoe. / Canoe who? / Canoe help ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito bi...read more »

In 2015, the Force finally awakened. It was the year we all start...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honey...read more »

@Titanic_Survivor06/19/2005 17:15I’ll never let go... of this joke.

@Sk8ter_Boi_Avril08/07/2002 15:21He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!

@Patrick_Bateman_Fan08/13/2010 23:57Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? And jokes?

@Nyan_Cat_Space06/02/1999 20:21Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!

@Bernie_Mittens03/21/1996 04:17I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.

@Evolution_Dance03/12/2000 04:54The history of humor in one post.

@iPhone_User_0702/22/2007 18:41There’s an app for that? No, just this site!