The senior ministry hosting a virtual bowling championship in the fellowship hall, which ends abruptly when an elderly lady accidentally throws the wireless controller straight… Read More »2009 Archive: The Wii Bowling Retirement League
The Legend of Chun-Li” Failure: Why was it hit? For proving that you can’t spell “Legend” without “End,” which is what happened to this franchise. Part… Read More »2009 Legacy: The “Street Fighter
Why was Kevin Garnett screaming “Anything is Possible”? Because he, Paul Pierce, and Ray Allen proved that if you put three superstars together, you can… Read More »2008 Legacy: The Celtics “Big Three” Title
My bank account in 2008 is currently a “Before” picture in a documentary about why you shouldn’t invest in things you don’t understand. Part of… Read More »2008 Archive: The Economic Reality
“You’re hot then you’re cold… you’re lit then you’re out.” Part of the 63 Light Bulb Jokes: 2008 – The Dark Knight Rises archive. Historically… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Katy Perry Fan
I asked if my plan covers ‘Extreme Anxiety.’ They said, “Only if it’s caused by us.” Part of the 65 Doctor Jokes: The 2008 “Financial… Read More »2008 Legacy: The Insurance
I’m “beaming” with joy. Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified
I watched three hours of pirates and I still have no idea why the giant lady turned into a thousand tiny crabs. Part of the… Read More »2007 Legacy: The Pirates 3 Plot
I’m “weaving” a social web of followers. Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You” & Twttr Edition (2006) archive. Historically Verified
“I have a jar of dirt!” “Is that your retirement plan, Jack? Because it looks a lot like our backyard.” Part of the 50 Adult Jokes:… Read More »2006 Legacy: The Pirates of the Caribbean 2
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