2006 Vintage: The Onion
I’m “peeling” back the layers of the code. Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You” & Twttr Edition (2006) archive. Historically Verified
2006 Classic: The Website
I’m “weaving” a social web of followers. Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You” & Twttr Edition (2006) archive. Historically Verified
2005 Classic: Maroon 5’s Best New Artist Win
Why did they beat Kanye? Because the Grammys love a band that sounds like they could play at both a nightclub and your cousin’s wedding.… Read More »2005 Classic: Maroon 5’s Best New Artist Win
2004 Archive: The Sailor
“A dark room is just a sea without waves.” Part of the 72 Light Bulb Jokes: 2004 – The Social Network Spark archive. Historically Verified
2004 Classic: The Abu Ghraib Scandal
Why were the photos so devastating? Because they proved that “spreading democracy” looks a lot worse when someone brings a digital camera to the prison.… Read More »2004 Classic: The Abu Ghraib Scandal
2003 Vintage: The Panasonic Toughbook
Why did the traveler look like he was heading to a war zone? He had a laptop that could survive a 4-foot drop, but it… Read More »2003 Vintage: The Panasonic Toughbook
2002 Legacy: Nickleback
Why was the radio so “gritty”? Because “How You Remind Me” was the most-played song of the year, and everyone was tired of being reminded.… Read More »2002 Legacy: Nickleback
2002 Classic: The Sugababes “Angels with Dirty Faces”
Why the “Freak Like Me”? For the UK pop trio that proved Gary Numan samples and girl groups were a match made in heaven. Part… Read More »2002 Classic: The Sugababes “Angels with Dirty Faces”
2002 Vintage: The American Idol Contestant
One, but they have to sing a power ballad and wait for Simon Cowell to tell them the lighting was “a bit pitchy.” Part of… Read More »2002 Vintage: The American Idol Contestant
2001 Archive: The End of the “Post-Cold War” Era
Why was 2001 the “End of History”? Because it proved that history wasn’t over; it was just reloading for a much louder sequel. Part of… Read More »2001 Archive: The End of the “Post-Cold War” Era