“I have a jar of dirt!” “Is that your retirement plan, Jack? Because it looks a lot like our backyard.”
Part of the 50 Adult Jokes: The 2006 “High Five & Micro-Blogging” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
52 Adult Jokes: The 1995 “Fax-Lore & Smoking Room” Edition
In 1995, adult humor was social currency. If you had access to an...read more »
The Magic Lamp Deal
Genies always have a way of twisting your deepest desires.A guy f...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 2009 “Blue People & Bad Decisions” Edition
In 2009, adult humor was divided between the escapism of Ava...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Wednesday Season 2 Part 2
"I'm leaning into my dark side." "Your 'dark side' is just you f...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Leonida Reality
Why is life in 2025 like the new GTA? Because you can’t go five ...read more »
The Cooking Lesson
Turning the heat up in the kitchen and the bedroom.I told my wife...read more »
2025 Classic: The Thunderbolts Vibe
"We're a team of reformed villains!" "No, you're a group of dads...read more »
53 Adult Jokes: The 2004 “Wardrobe Malfunction & Wall Posts” Edition
In 2004, adult humor revolved around what we saw (or shouldn't ha...read more »
Why did I get divorced? Well,...
Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife ...read more »
55 Adult Jokes: The 2023 “Kenergy & Atomic Pink” Edition
In 2023, adult humor was divided between "Hi Barbie!" and "I am b...read more »
😜 More from category: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
52 Adult Jokes: The 2007 “Touchscreens & Total Meltdowns” Edition
In 2007, adult humor evolved. We stopped "poking" people on Faceb...read more »
54 Adult Jokes: The 2022 “Keep My Name Out Your Mouth” Edition
In 2022, adult humor was punchy—literally. If you weren't trying ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Mickey Mouse Horror
"Steamboat Willie is coming for us!" "No, that's just your copyr...read more »
2025 Classic: The Snow White Controversy
"Mirror, mirror on the wall..." "Don't ask the mirror anything, ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!
Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!
Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).
Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.
I’m a merman! A merman laughing!