2012 Archive: The “Cyber” Awareness Month
Why the training? To teach Colonels that clicking on a “Free iPad” link is the fastest way to let the Chinese Navy see their emails.… Read More »2012 Archive: The “Cyber” Awareness Month
2012 Legacy: The “Butt Fumble”
Why did Mark Sanchez become a YouTube legend? Because he ran head-first into his own lineman’s backside and fumbled, creating the most embarrassing moment in… Read More »2012 Legacy: The “Butt Fumble”
2012 Legacy: Vladimir Putin’s Return
Why did Putin become President again in May? Because the “job swap” with Medvedev was the longest and most obvious game of musical chairs in… Read More »2012 Legacy: Vladimir Putin’s Return
2011 Legacy: The “Hangover Part II” Burn
Why? For being the exact same movie as the first one, just with more primates and less joy. Part of the 41 Razzie Awards Jokes:… Read More »2011 Legacy: The “Hangover Part II” Burn
2011 Archive: The Stress 2
“You’re stressed about the ‘End of the World’ in 2012.” “No, I’m stressed because my phone battery is at 2%.” Part of the 67 Doctor… Read More »2011 Archive: The Stress 2
2011 Classic: The CD
Why did the blonde use her CD as a frisbee? She wanted to “transfer” data to her friend across the street. Part of the 46… Read More »2011 Classic: The CD
2011 Classic: The End
I’m “finishing” this year with a “block”-buster pun! Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Siri & Blocky World Edition (2011) archive. Historically Verified
2011 Vintage: The Ghost Protocol
I told her I’m Ethan Hunt. She said, “Your ‘Mission Impossible’ is finding a pair of matching socks in that laundry pile.” Part of the… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Ghost Protocol
2010 Legacy: The Scholastic Book Fair Prize
Buying a neon-colored spy pen with invisible ink and spending all of silent reading hour using the tiny UV light to read secret messages on… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Scholastic Book Fair Prize
2010 Classic: The Scott Pilgrim
A guy fights seven of his girlfriend’s exes at the pool table. Part of the 70 Bar Jokes: The 2010 “Inception & Instagram Launch” Edition… Read More »2010 Classic: The Scott Pilgrim