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2007 Vintage: The Rayon

 I’m “beaming” with joy.

Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@BBS_Veteran02/26/1995 06:36Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.
@Resident_Evil_Z12/02/1997 16:48Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!
@Pager_Guy12/21/2010 01:26Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!
@Chocolate_Rain08/24/1996 05:31I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.
@Ultima_Online_V08/10/2010 00:42Greetings, Traveler! Care for a joke?
@Me_Gusta_Face12/30/2009 05:14Me Gusta this joke. Very much.
@Not_Bad_Obama08/14/2015 22:14Not bad. Not bad at all.

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