2009 Archive: Best Male Country Vocal
Why “Letter to Me” by Brad Paisley? Because writing a letter to your younger self is a great way to win an award from older… Read More »2009 Archive: Best Male Country Vocal
2008 Classic: The Iron Man Part 2
A guy asks for a “Stark Martini.” The bartender gives him a drink with a glow-stick in it. Part of the 62 Bar Jokes: The… Read More »2008 Classic: The Iron Man Part 2
2007 Vintage: The Pineapple Express
A guy walks in smelling like… “herbs.” He asks, “Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?” The bartender says, “Neither, it’s just a… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Pineapple Express
2007 Classic: The Mikey
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mikey. / Mikey who? / Mikey is lost! Part of the 38 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2007 Smartphone Revolution… Read More »2007 Classic: The Mikey
2007 Classic: The B-52
“Light it up like my phone screen at 2 AM.” Part of the 78 Bar Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Mad Men” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2007 Classic: The B-52
2005 Classic: The Hilary Swank Second Win
Why does she have two Oscars and most stars have zero? Because she’s the only person who can lose 20 pounds of muscle and gain… Read More »2005 Classic: The Hilary Swank Second Win
2005 Archive: The Firewall
I’m “protecting” my digital workspace. Part of the 150 Classic Punny One-Liners: The YouTube & Dunder Mifflin Edition (2005) archive. Historically Verified
2004 Vintage: The MySpace Background
Why was the screen flashing? Because the intern used a “Glitter” background and a “Metallica” auto-play song. Part of the 74 Office Groaners: The 2004… Read More »2004 Vintage: The MySpace Background
2004 Legacy: The Sideways
A guy yells, “I am NOT drinking any Merlot!” The bartender pours it into a coffee mug and says, “There, it’s ‘juice’ now.” Part of… Read More »2004 Legacy: The Sideways
2004 Legacy: The 2004 Final Music Vibe
Why did the year feel so polarized? Because we were caught between the neon lights of Crunk, the black eyeliner of Emo, and the white… Read More »2004 Legacy: The 2004 Final Music Vibe