Why was his Tour de France title taken away? Because he claimed he ate a contaminated steak, but the drug testers thought he’d been eating “rocket fuel” instead.
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At least it is not a fatal exception! LOL.
I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!
Could this joke BE any funnier?
Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!
I want my two dollars! And a laugh!
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Heh heh heh. Good one.