2004 Classic: The High-Top Valve Click
A young usher causing a faint, rhythmic clicking sound down the main carpeted aisle because he forgot to lock the air valves on his basketball… Read More »2004 Classic: The High-Top Valve Click
2003 Archive: The Phone Booth 2
“I’m still in the booth!” “Hang up, the roaming charges are higher than the ransom!” Part of the 55 Adult Jokes: The 2003 “In Da Club &… Read More »2003 Archive: The Phone Booth 2
2002 Classic: The Sum 41 “Does This Look Infected?”
Why the zombie cover? For the Canadian punks getting heavier, faster, and more annoyed with the world. Part of the 41 Musician & Rock Star… Read More »2002 Classic: The Sum 41 “Does This Look Infected?”
2002 Vintage: The Sitcom
She says The Osbournes reminds her of us, but “with less swearing and more disappointment.” Part of the 61 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & American Idol”… Read More »2002 Vintage: The Sitcom
2002 Archive: The Mirror
I’m reflecting on my old bank notes. Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Euro-Spider Edition (2002) archive. Historically Verified
2001 Legacy: The Space
I’m a pilot. I just need some “atmosphere.” Part of the 101 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Odyssey Edition (2001) archive. Historically Verified
2000 Legacy: The “Fuzzy Math” Accusation
Why did Bush call Gore’s numbers fuzzy? Because “Fuzzy” sounds a lot nicer than “I don’t have a calculator in this suit.” Part of the… Read More »2000 Legacy: The “Fuzzy Math” Accusation
1999 Archive: The Furby Quarantine
The principal establishing a special box in the front office for robotic toys that wouldn’t stop snoring during library hours. Part of the 41 School… Read More »1999 Archive: The Furby Quarantine
1999 Legacy: Worst Actress
Why Heather Donahue? For making “found footage” synonymous with “found a reason to complain.” Part of the 34 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1999 “Jar Jar,… Read More »1999 Legacy: Worst Actress
1999 Archive: The Best Visual Effects
Why did What Dreams May Come win? Because it turned Robin Williams into a literal oil painting, which is much cheaper than actual CGI. Part… Read More »1999 Archive: The Best Visual Effects