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1999 Archive: The Furby Quarantine

The principal establishing a special box in the front office for robotic toys that wouldn’t stop snoring during library hours.

Part of the 41 School & Teacher Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Panic, Matrix Coats & Pokémon Mania” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Doom_Guy10/27/2015 20:30Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!
@Y_U_NO_Laugh12/27/2013 15:44Y U NO TELL MORE JOKES?
@Distracted_Boy07/10/1998 20:12Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.
@Search_Scout_9910/18/2015 12:08Scouting the web for gems like this.
@Clans_Leader_9912/28/1999 11:28Recruiting more funny jokes for our team!
@Epic_Fail_Guy06/06/1997 09:42This joke is an Epic Win!

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