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2000 Legacy: The “Fuzzy Math” Accusation

Why did Bush call Gore’s numbers fuzzy? Because “Fuzzy” sounds a lot nicer than “I don’t have a calculator in this suit.”

Part of the 39 Presidential Jokes: The 2000 “Hanging Chads & Final Farewells” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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