Why did Bush call Gore’s numbers fuzzy? Because “Fuzzy” sounds a lot nicer than “I don’t have a calculator in this suit.”
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
One joke to rule them all!
This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.
I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.
Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).
Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.
HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!