A guy walks in smelling like… “herbs.” He asks, “Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?” The bartender says, “Neither, it’s just a Tuesday at a pub.”
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.
Do ya like dags? And jokes?
Is it cos I is funny? Respect!
Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!
Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.
You must construct additional laughs!