2012 Legacy: The 4G LTE
Why did the blonde run faster while texting? She heard she had “4G” and wanted to keep up. Part of the 67 Classic Blonde Jokes:… Read More »2012 Legacy: The 4G LTE
2012 Legacy: The Final Summary
Why did the lawyer want to be buried with his 2012 calendar? To show the afterlife that he was “ready for the end.” Part of… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Final Summary
2011 Archive: The Pinterest Peak
Why did the traveler bring a vintage suitcase and a birdcage? Because her Pinterest board told her that “Aesthetic Travel” required looking like a 1920s… Read More »2011 Archive: The Pinterest Peak
2011 Legacy: The Royal Wedding Fever
Why were the BBQ guests so posh? Because William and Kate got married in April, and half the moms at the party were still wearing… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Royal Wedding Fever
2011 Archive: Skylanders
Why were there plastic toys on top of the gaming console? Because Activision figured out a way to make parents buy a toy and a… Read More »2011 Archive: Skylanders
2010 Classic: The Alberto Contador “Steak” Scandal
Why was his Tour de France title taken away? Because he claimed he ate a contaminated steak, but the drug testers thought he’d been eating… Read More »2010 Classic: The Alberto Contador “Steak” Scandal
2010 Legacy: The Bird
I’m “tweeting” about the iPad. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Instagram & iPad Edition (2010) archive. Historically Verified
2010 Legacy: The “Forget You” (Clean Version)
CeeLo Green’s song was so good they had to make a version for the kids who aren’t allowed to swear yet. Part of the 72… Read More »2010 Legacy: The “Forget You” (Clean Version)
2010 Vintage: The Ant
I’m “working” on my digital footprint. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Instagram & iPad Edition (2010) archive. Historically Verified
2010 Vintage: The “Stryker” in the Valley
Why did it get stuck? Because 20 tons of “High Tech” is no match for a 12th-century drainage ditch. Part of the 36 Military Jokes:… Read More »2010 Vintage: The “Stryker” in the Valley