2019 Archive: The Lemon
I hope the new console (PS5) isn’t a “lemon” (wait, next year). Part of the 109 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Endgame & Baby Yoda Edition… Read More »2019 Archive: The Lemon
2019 Legacy: The Jumanji 2
I told her I’m in a new avatar. She said, “You’re in the same pajamas you wore in 2017. Change them.” Part of the 64… Read More »2019 Legacy: The Jumanji 2
2018 Legacy: The Egg
I’m “cracking” the shield. Part of the 126 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Snap & Battle Royale Edition (2018) archive. Historically Verified
2018 Archive: The “This Is America” Symbolism
Childish Gambino just made the most important music video of the decade, and I spent four hours on Reddit trying to understand every frame. Part… Read More »2018 Archive: The “This Is America” Symbolism
2018 Archive: The Bohemian Rhapsody Stomp
“STOMP-STOMP-CLAP!” If I hear this in a stadium, I’m legally required to participate. Rami Malek’s jawline just won an Oscar. Part of the 75 Observational… Read More »2018 Archive: The Bohemian Rhapsody Stomp
2018 Archive: Camila Cabello (Havana)
Why was it still playing? Because in 2018, she proved that half of her heart was in Havana and the other half was at the… Read More »2018 Archive: Camila Cabello (Havana)
2018 Legacy: The Neighbor
She told the neighbor his birdbath was “encouraging the wrong kind of pigeons.” Part of the 57 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & Alexa”… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Neighbor
2018 Legacy: The Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again
Why was the 4th so “Cher-ified”? Because the sequel proved that you’re never too old to wear platform boots and sing ABBA to a grilled… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again
2017 Vintage: The It Red Balloon
Why the clown? Because Bill Skarsgård proved that 2017 was the year we all became terrified of storm drains, yellow raincoats, and anyone named Pennywise… Read More »2017 Vintage: The It Red Balloon
2017 Legacy: The Cake
She baked a cake so hard I’m using it as a base for the new garden shed. Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2017… Read More »2017 Legacy: The Cake