2018 Legacy: The Egg

I’m “cracking” the shield.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

2003 was the year we learned that "fish are friends, not food." W...read more »

I’m "flexible."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ful...read more »

My AI is so smart it started finish-ing my... sandwiches. I gues...read more »

I’ve got a "juicy" gossip from the future.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

I’m "shaking" off the legacy bugs.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

The world felt a little smaller and a lot more "heroic" in 2002. ...read more »

I met a version of myself that was actually productive. It was a...read more »

I’m "inking" about 3D-printing a vacation.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

I’m "X-ing" through the neural-sphere.Part of the 124 Classic Pu...read more »

I’m "pointing" at the exit of the simulation.Part of the 124 Cla...read more »

I’m just your "bold" type of 2025er.Part of the 124 Classic Punn...read more »

I’m "pressing" the button to return to Earth.Part of the 124 Cla...read more »

I’m "hardened."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ful...read more »

In 2020, the world didn't just change—it went into "Sleep Mode." ...read more »

@Zelda_Link12/06/2011 18:41It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this joke.

@Diablo_Cow_Level04/19/2003 13:49There is no cow level, but there is this joke!

@Gopher_Explorer10/16/1999 18:17Deep in the menus and found this gem.

@Gnutella_User08/06/2011 20:57Peer-to-peer laughing!

@Total_Recall_Fan07/21/2006 05:57Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!

@Gogo_Yubari_Ball09/21/2012 02:35Deadly funny! Watch out!

@Shagadelic_9710/01/2005 11:50This joke is very shagadelic, man!

@Homestar_Runner04/25/2007 10:09That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!

@Anonymous_User07/13/2008 12:43We are many. We are laughing.