“STOMP-STOMP-CLAP!” If I hear this in a stadium, I’m legally required to participate. Rami Malek’s jawline just won an Oscar.
Part of the 75 Observational One-Liners: The 2018 Snap Reality archive. Historically Verified
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Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.
I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.
Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!
In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!
In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.